Believe in yourself

Consider things from every angle and others points of view

Dare to dream and Dream BIG

Energy, Excitement and Enthusiaism in your blood

Family and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy these riches

Give more than you planned to

Have a good sense of humour

Ignore critism, ridicule and discouragement from others

Jump on problems because there are opportunities in disguise

Keep up the good work however hard it may seem

Love yourself, just as you are

Make impossibility a possibility

Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal

Open your eyes and see things as there really are

Prefect Practice make you perfect

Quitters never win and Winners never quit

Reward yourself for every small success and achievement

Stop wasting your time and procrastinating important goals

Take control of your life and your goals

Understand so that you could understood

Visualised your goals and dreams everyday

Win over your own weaknesses and make them your strengths

Xccelerate your efforts

Yes Yes Yes Yes, you can can and you will

Zap your stress and enjoy your life.

 As we progress into the end of year 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose…YUCKS!!!

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can’t touch any woman’s purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.

I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the  1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s Novena has granted my every wish.

I can’t have a drink in a bar because I’ll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can’t eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or  feathers.

I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put ‘Under God’ on their cans.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face. Disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit  down.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise.

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan .

I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe.

THANKS TO YOU I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can’t ever pick up $1.00 coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I no longer drive my car because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.

I can’t do any gardening because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it  actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s best friend’s beautician . .  .

Oh, by the way…
A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late.

P. S.: I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet

and, below was my conversation with the cashier

Me: (Gave the cashier RM20)

Cashier: Do you have 10 cent

Me: Ya. Got . (And gave her 10 cent)

Cashier: The balance RM5.00 (And, gave me the money)

and, I walked away.

after 5 minutes, ..

 =___________=!!!  I only realised why I gave her 10 cents..

HER CALCULATION SUCKS!!

Yes .. you are right.. Tamagochi..

My sister got one for her daughter (my niece) last week. And, after playing with it for 2 days, my sister message me.

“Zhen (my niece) first virtual pet died already from sleeping too much. MATI DALAM TIDUR”

LOLZ..  she had been asking the pet to sleep and sleep and sleep only.. =__________=”

And, thereafter she created another pet and when I asked her whether she still let the pet sleep too much, she said “No. my pet only sleep when I sleep now”..

Learn from mistake duh…

and, at the moment, I was thinking why girls can be so sampat..!! gossiper!!

Shut up!!